FRANK WESTCOTT - THE POET*THE SINGER*THE LYRIC MAKER*THE SHORT STORY WRITER

                     JOKES 
        
     Copyright by FrankWestcott, 2014. All rights reserved. :) That's no joke :)

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Dracula and Frankenstein were sitting around working out the final details for their new Ghostly Hockey League. Most everything was finalized. They had Don Scarey for intermissions on Ghost'ez Corner. Wayne Ghostly would sign pucks in ghostly-glow-ink at the league opener. Sidney Ghostly would present a "boo" helmet to Spocket Richard. 

One dilemma! 

What to call the best first year Ghostly-Pro... the top rookie player? 

"I got it!" Dracula spiked up flashing a tooth or three. Call him Spooky of the Year!"  

Posted October 10, 2014

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Thunk up  this one before falling asleep one night. Glad me 'membered it in duh morning' .  Wuz a struggle ! Here it is:

              MARIJUANA BLISS & WEDDING KAPUTZ

"What did the divorcing, Colorado couple call the division of their Marijuana Farm?"

"Joint custody."

Posted October 10, 2014


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           AH THE WI-FI AGE

"Why were all the people in the bar downloading stuff from the internet???"
"It was "Appy" Hour!"

Posted October 10, 2014

WHAT DID ONE TECHNO-COMPUTER-WI-FI WIZ SING TO ANOTHER ON HER BIRTHDAY

"….APPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU…

Posted October 10, 2014
    
What did another techno-computer-wi-fi-wiz say to his colleague when he left for a lie down. "Gonna take an-appy."

Posted October 10, 2014


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                       Norh Pole Elf 'n Elves Joke

What do Santa's North Pole helpers do with their cell phones???? 

Answer: "Take Elfies"

Posted October 10, 2014

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